Soon after the 1989 Fleer baseball cards were released, word spread that there was an obscenity on Billy Ripken’s bat. In those pre-Internet days, every article, whether in the hobby mags or regular newspapers, spoke of the “obscenity,” but what that obscenity was was a mystery to me. The mainstream press wouldn’t actually use the term, and there was no way to find out. At least I didn’t know how to find out, unless I got the card.
Getting the card seemed harder than you’d think. I couldn’t find packs anywhere and it was clear that when the set came in the mail (I’d order all the base sets back then), I’d end up with a corrected card. It was pretty frustrating.
Karen and I were already living in Buffalo Grove, Illinois in the spring of ’89. We’d moved to Chicago in early ’87 and headed to the suburbs the following year. It must’ve been a Saturday morning that I had to drive to the Jewel. On the way home I stopped for gas at the Amoco (I’m pretty sure it was an Amoco) at the corner of Buffalo Grove and 83 (McHenry Rd). I filled up and went inside to pay. No futuristic credit card readers at the pumps, kids, these were primitive times.
Before paying I scanned the candy racks and there, with the lid torn off, was a full box of 1989 Fleer! What the hell? Of all place to find some cards, let alone a full box. I grabbed it and brought it home.
Maybe I’d already told Karen about the Ripken card. Maybe I explained the whole story as I put the box on the dining room table. Either way, my idea was that we’d both open all the packs, the quickest route to finding out what the fuss was all about. We started.
Pack after pack was opened, wrappers placed in a pile between us. Early hopes led to sudden fears and, as the amount of unopened packs dwindled to the last few, I was getting nervous and angry. I have no idea what a single pack of cards went for in 1989 but a whole box of them was a pretty big waste of money if the Ripken didn’t turn up. I was already getting the set. I didn’t need a pile of doubles.
I opened one of my final packs, head down, shuffling through the 15 cards (and sticker).
“F*ck face?” Karen said with equal bits of surprise and smile.
She’d gotten it! Yup, f*ck face. Of all the obscenities, f*ck face? What a ridiculous thing to write on the knob of a bat. It was hysterical to see – f*ck face. Karen did it!
By the time the set arrived in the mail, f*ck face had been obscured in a variety of ways – black box, black scribble, white scribble, white out. I think I have a black box variation. Who cares though, it was f*ck face that mattered.
I have a couple of those cards. I was living in Maryland during that season.
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Good ol’ Double F!
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It’s funny.. I’ve wanted to see one of those cards in person just to say I’ve seen one, but then again, it’s one of those that is tougher to find if you’re not an active collector of that player/team/set..
For those completionists, I’d hate to try to do the 1989 Fleer with the variations not only of that card, but the Randy Johnson as well.
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Of all the junk wax cards that were hot ticket items back in the day, this one’s the only one I really want to own. It’s still my favorite error of all time.
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Philadelphia area Filmmaker Tim Carr wrote and directed a short film based on the card. I have yet to see the movie, but last year I did interview Carr for my card blog. http://phungo.blogspot.com/2016/03/film-premier-other-ripken-at-cinequest.html
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I’ll check that out.
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